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\"marvin<\/a><\/p>\n

Selon Douglas Adams, l\u2019id\u00e9e du Guide du Voyageur Galactique lui vint \u00e0 l\u2019esprit en 1971 alors qu\u2019il \u00e9tait allong\u00e9 ivre dans un champs \u00e0 Innsbruck. Il regardait les \u00e9toiles en tenant un exemplaire d\u2019un guide de voyageur en Europe. Son id\u00e9e a engendr\u00e9 une feuilleton radiophonique, une trilogie de 5 romans<\/a>, une\u00a0serie T\u00e9l\u00e9<\/a> sur BBC2, et un film Hollywoodien entre autres. Si vous n\u2019avez pas encore lu les livres, faites-le\u00a0! \u00e7a vaut vraiment le coup, contrairement au r\u00e9cent film.<\/p>\n

A l\u2019ouverture de notre nouvel Hostel \u00e0 Berlin en 2003, nous l\u2019avons nomm\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Heart of Gold\u00a0\u00bb – inspir\u00e9 du nom du premier vaisseau spatial dont la propulsion est assur\u00e9e par un g\u00e9n\u00e9rateur d\u2019improbabilit\u00e9 infinie. Plusieurs parties de l\u2019hostel ont un design inspir\u00e9 des livres ou de la s\u00e9rie T\u00e9l\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Pas de Panique\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Sous le d\u00f4me apparut un gigantesque astronef, long de cent cinquante m\u00e8tres, affectant la forme d\u2019une chaussure de sport, lisse, d\u2019une blancheur immacul\u00e9e, et d\u2019une beaut\u00e9 \u00e0 couper le souffle. Au c\u0153ur du vaisseau, invisible, se trouvait un petit coffre en or qui contenait le plus incroyable appareil jamais con\u00e7u, un appareil qui rendait cet astronef unique dans l\u2019histoire de la Galaxie, un appareil qui avait donn\u00e9 nom au vaisseau\u00a0: le C\u0153ur-en-Or.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Wouaaaah\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb dit Zaphod Beeblebrox en voyant le C\u0153ur-en-Or. Il n\u2019y avait effectivement pas grand-chose d\u2019autre \u00e0 dire.\u00a0Il le r\u00e9p\u00e9ta (car il savait que \u00e7a emmerderait la presse)\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Wouaaah\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Ils ont construit le g\u00e9n\u00e9rateur d\u2019improbabilit\u00e9\u00a0! Arthur, c\u2019est\u2026 Arthur\u00a0? Que se passe-t-il\u00a0? Arthur s\u2019\u00e9tait pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9 contre la porte de la cabine et cherchait \u00e0 la maintenir ferm\u00e9e mais elle joignait mal. Par les fissures se faufilaient tout plein de minuscules mains velues aux doigts macul\u00e9s d\u2019encre\u00a0; on entendait venant du dehors un incroyable brouhaha de petites voix. Arthur leva les yeux. \u2014\u00a0Ford, il y a l\u00e0-dehors un nombre infini de singes qui aimeraient bien nous parler de ce sc\u00e9nario de Hamlet qu\u2019ils viennent de terminer.<\/p>\n

Le principe de la g\u00e9n\u00e9ration de petites quantit\u00e9s d\u2019improbabilit\u00e9 finie par simple raccordement des circuits logiques d\u2019un cerveau sub-m\u00e9son Bambleweeny 57 avec un conspirateur vectoriel mis en suspension dans un puissant \u00e9metteur de mouvement brownien (mettons, par exemple, une bonne tasse de th\u00e9 bien chaud), ce principe \u00e9tait certes parfaitement ma\u00eetris\u00e9\u00a0: on utilisait d\u2019ailleurs souvent de tels g\u00e9n\u00e9rateurs pour briser la glace au cours des soir\u00e9es en faisant glisser en bloc de trente centim\u00e8tres sur la gauche les mol\u00e9cules des sous-v\u00eatements de l\u2019h\u00f4tesse, cela en accord avec la Th\u00e9orie sur l\u2019Ind\u00e9termination. Plus d\u2019un physicien respectable estimait ne pouvoir supporter une telle chose, en partie parce que c\u2019\u00e9tait rabaisser la science, et en partie parce qu\u2019ils n\u2019\u00e9taient jamais invit\u00e9s \u00e0 ce genre de soir\u00e9es.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

D\u2019apr\u00e8s\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Le\u00a0Guide du Voyageur Galactique\u00a0\u00bb de D. Adams<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Selon Douglas Adams, l\u2019id\u00e9e du Guide du Voyageur Galactique lui vint \u00e0 l\u2019esprit en 1971 alors qu\u2019il \u00e9tait allong\u00e9 ivre dans un champs \u00e0 Innsbruck. Il regardait les \u00e9toiles en tenant un exemplaire d\u2019un guide de voyageur en Europe. 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